March 2012
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richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum asks a girl out over Facebook Chat but she thinks they just want to hang out as friends but he thinks it’s a date so he buys flowers and puts on his nicest sweater vest and he shows up at her house and her dad opens the door and her dad shouts into the house “Are you going on a date today?” and she doesn’t know Rick is at the door so she’s like “No i’m just...
Back in my day they were called "pounds", not...
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goldslugsthegod replied to your post: goldslugsthegod replied to your post: I”m guessing…
I don’t even know who the fuck Robb Bank$ is
He aight, give him a try
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goldslugsthegod replied to your post: I”m guessing Robb Bank$ is the next nigga I should…
Only if you like the nigga
duh, you really take me as some sheep ass nigga? I was poking fun at others lol
I”m guessing Robb Bank$ is the next nigga I should be advocating?
turboslime:
i cant stand how theres people who are “over” lil b? u know what i mean? i have no idea how to put it into words. something like “not everything is a meme”. idk dude. theres so much to him and you have to be at least kind of stupid to get tired of him as a whole
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February 2012
Holy shit, I’m visualizing that Tyga situation in my head, it’s so hilarious. Tyga sheepishly jiggin to rack city at gun point, the people with the guns yell at him to put more energy into it, Tyga starts bawling while killin’ it doing the most immaculate jiggin’ of his life.
deciding on whether i want to go to prom
Not to sound like some lame ass special snowflake kid but I literally don’t fucks with anybody (especially the hoes) at my school, but my mom is forcing me to go for some reason
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crippledbypizza:
lovethyhippie:
chaosghost:
crippledbypizza:
chaosghost:
crippledbypizza:
chaosghost:
crippledbypizza started following you
Go away
I dont wanna see you near me unless we playing Marvel vs. Capcom lil nigga
then why do you follow me?
I followed you that night I was plotting on your bitch and havent gotten around to unfollowing
you were following me way...
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unless your bitch is getting ready to show me how that pussy look, you have...
– Will (via succubus-noire)
Okay, but he’s on the sidelines envying someone else’s bitch? This is embarrassing on his part.
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Yall the type of niggas that think and talk of...
coupesandleerjets:
kennyboss:
A huge upside to being a part of the Black Tumblr community is that you can make hundreds of meaningless posts and get no love
Then just post a casual one just before you go to school or work or someshit
And when you get back you have 500+ notes on it
Shit is wild
Naw bih u lame
I reblogged this because I thought it was Tobias and I thought to myself...
coupesandleerjets:
kennyboss:
A huge upside to being a part of the Black Tumblr community is that you can make hundreds of meaningless posts and get no love
Then just post a casual one just before you go to school or work or someshit
And when you get back you have 500+ notes on it
Shit is wild
Naw bih u lame
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beckyblack:
the funny thing about addy is that it helps you focus but you get work done only if you focus on the right thing and right now i am focusing on facebook when i should be focusing on ap lit and it’s really difficult to change focus
Imma a certified aderall admiral nowadays but I had to learn this shit right here. I somehow thought addy would be the magical remedy for my woes as a...
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onlyonly replied to your post: onlyonly replied to your post: onlyonly replied to…
yeah the punk scene is immaculate there. i’ve noticed that yellow haze in the sky. i mean it’s pretty bad when richmond is one of the best cities in the whole state. va as a whole blows herpes infested wieners.
It’s our only claim to fame lol. And that’s very true. Besides DC all we got is random...
In summation, fuck Richmond VA if you were...
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onlyonly replied to your post: onlyonly replied to your post: onlyonly replied to…
yeah that’s the vibe i got from it.
And the only cultured part of this city is a very small radius around the epicenter of VCU encompassing the fan, downtown, and some church hill parts. The rest of Richmond is ghetto and dirty as shit dont even look at Southside. And not a cool aesthetically cool looking...
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onlyonly replied to your post: onlyonly replied to your post: onlyonly replied to…
lol i was going to move there i guess im glad i didn’t
Think if Brooklyn, San Francisco and Vancouver amalgamated into one city, and then a severely watered down microcosm was produced off of this equivalent to Chinatown’s mimicry of China. This would be RVA.
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onlyonly replied to your post: onlyonly replied to your link: Richmond is the…
nawl i just have good friends that live there.
word, consider yourself lucky.
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onlyonly replied to your link: Richmond is the next Hipster City
bruh i’ve been downtown it’s been der
Of course. there is literally a 100% chance you’ll spot a PBR can within a 20 second walking increment in the fan area. We fulfill so many other of those lame ass 2k9 LATFH cliches so much, but it’s the fact that Richmond seems to embrace and almost advocate this shit. But on a...
Richmond is the next Hipster City →
What’s even more embarrassing than people who still find the concept of a hipster relevant in 2012? The fact that your city advocates this mentality. I’m outchea man, gimme kool places to live, I’m done.
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netscapeshawty:
i swear 85% of female tumblr names are just two completely unrelated things
hennyandswimtrunks
chickenandofficesupplies
cerealandhighheels
people who frequently reference Family Guy in...
Update: US bank Wachovia laundered $70b for...
monstro-preto:
yunghashtag:
occupyallstreets:
http://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/1115826_re-us-bank-dirty-money-.html
wow. I don’t have any real insightful political commentary on the woes of capitalism for this. I just find it weird that this type of shit happens so often and we are all so oblivious. There will be no media coverage on this. And I’m going to re-blog, think about it for a...
I feel like that movie “Project X” is the epitome of everything I am supposed to despise as a special snowflake.
Update: US bank Wachovia laundered $70b for...
occupyallstreets:
http://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/1115826_re-us-bank-dirty-money-.html
wow. I don’t have any real insightful political commentary on the woes of capitalism for this. I just find it weird that this type of shit happens so often and we are all so oblivious. There will be no media coverage on this. And I’m going to re-blog, think about it for a little while and then...
Who has a mediafire pro account I can borrow real...
aanniimmee:
You know that handful of wretched Jon Bon Jovi anthems which you are regularly and unwillingly subjected to in public spaces? Those songs that you are only familiar with because, no matter how hard you may fight it, there are times when you are confined to a space with no control over the music being played? Just remember, no matter how juvenile, contrived, and lifeless those pieces...
when something that makes a certain race look bad...